THE TRAVEL GODS
The Travel Gods are an eclectic, mercurial band of wrathful deities, dedicated to causing wonder, embarrassment, terror or horror aboard airplanes, buses, trains, taxis, donkeys, camels, tuk tuks, trishaws, cyclos, helicopters, Russian jets, and in hotels, guesthouses, hovels, restaurants, public toilets, museums, temples, ruins, and more.

For years even speaking the names or even mentioning the existence of these fearsome Travel Gods was taboo. Until now. For the first time in history, the Travel Gods have granted exclusive access to The Lowe Road in order to create a bridge of dialogue to the mortal souls who dwell below them, who they have tormented through the ages, (including the likes of Icarus) agreeing to offer some insight into the reasonings behind their decisions and whims to cause flightmares, explosive traveler's diarrhoea, rabid dog bites, charges by irate bulls, hyena visits in hotel rooms, cat scratches on Zanzibar, and other forms of chaos, terror, hardship, and suffering inflicted upon innocent travelers just trying to explore their planet.
Any traveler suspecting themselves to be on the Travel Gods Shit List are advised to tune in. This is a rare opportunity to learn what makes these Gods tick, and guidelines for offerings to appease their fickle tastes.


