THE TRAVEL GODS
The Travel Gods are an eclectic, mercurial band of wrathful deities, dedicated to causing wonder, embarrassment, terror or horror aboard airplanes, buses, trains, taxis, donkeys, camels, tuk tuks, trishaws, cyclos, helicopters, Russian jets, and in hotels, guesthouses, hovels, restaurants, public toilets, museums, temples, ruins, and more.
For years even speaking the names or even mentioning the existence of these fearsome Travel Gods was taboo, and any traveler suspecting themselves to be on the Travel Gods' Shit List knows first hand the chaos these gods can cause.
OH, those they have tormented through the ages - including the likes of Icarus - and their experiences on flightmares, explosive traveler's diarrhoea, rabid dog bites, charges by irate bulls, hyena visits in hotel rooms, cat scratches on Zanzibar, and other forms of chaos, terror, hardship, and suffering inflicted upon innocent travelers just trying to spin the globe.
