SandwichesShouldNeverTasteLikeCowCrap.jpegSandwiches Should NEVER Taste Like Cow Crap by Dave Lowe (published by Manta Press in 2008) is a tasty stew of stories from life on the Lowe Road.

Starting with strip searches at foreign customs, run-ins with tatami dragon ladies, rides aboard horny camels, shots fired by AK-47's, wheels breaking off taxis and more than a flightmare or two - Dave's travelogue poses a question: Are his size 13 shoes spreading mayhem and chaos with each step?

Only the Travel Gods know for sure.....

Sandwiches Should NEVER Taste Like Cow Crap's synopsis, preface, sample chapters and acclaim can be found by navigating the section below.

Dave Lowe's blog, The Lowe Road covers what's happening in travel, from zero to seven to star, hovels to hotels, donkeycarts to airlines and anything else useful that may come in handy for that future luxury resort vacation in North Korea.

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Travel Porn / trahvul-pohrn / (noun)

Definition: Any printed or visual material produced for the sole purpose of creating excitement or arousal to visit a cosmopolitan city, far flung destination, exotic country, five star hotel resort, tropical island or other location. 

Sometimes sold for a few dollars at your local newsagent, travel agencies and international tourist bureaus along with major trade shows are popular places to score free travel porn

Visual imagery in Travel Porn is usually associated with, but not limited to:

+Scantily clad models lounging spinelessly on bone-white sand beaches

+Broadly smiling natives in ethnic garb (beautiful children are preferred, however)

+Luxury hotel rooms decorated with tropical flowers and bulging fruit baskets

+Smiling flight attendants welcoming you onboard a mock up of their airline's plane

 

Travel Porn is increasingly moving online, where eager voyeurs can get their travel jollies behind closed doors and drawn curtains, hidden behind walls where no one can ever learn of their dark, terrible secret.