THE TAJ MAHAL TOUT UNIVERSITY (TMTU)
Kuta Beach Campus (Bali, Indonesia)
Want to break into the lucrative tourist tout trade on the Island of the Gods? Want to learn the secrets of selling rainbow surfboard models? Want to learn the secrets of how to break travelers willpower, even the most cheap and cheerful Lonely Planeteer? Desperate to corner the market for bemo rides? Or bus tickets to Ubud? Eager to uncover the secrets of selling penis shaped wood carvings? Or, eager to peddle pirate pants and fake tevas to fashion conscious Americans?
Then waste no time! Head for the beautiful Kuta Beach Campus (and sole branch in Indonesia) of the World Famous Taj Mahal Tout University, which has turned thousands of students into the most ferociously friendly touts the planet has ever seen! Tens of thousands of graduates! Tens of thousands more of satisfied students! Looking for a new career? This is the way! Learn the trade secrets from seasoned touts, who have learned their trade through the rigors of the ever changing budget travel consciousness!
Waste not a second! Classes starting constantly!
