The Taj Mahal Tout University
Agra Campus & World Headquarters
Want to break into the lucrative tourist tout trade at one of the Wonders of the World? Want to learn the secrets of selling marble models of the Taj? Want to learn the secrets of how to break travelers willpower, even the most cheap and cheerful Lonely Planeteer? Desperate to corner the market for bus tickets to Goa? Or bus tickets to Rishikesh? Eager to uncover the secrets of selling counterfeit trance CD's? Or, eager to peddle pirate pants and fake tevas to fashion conscious Americans?
Then waste no time! Head for the beautiful Agra Campus (and World Headquarters) of the World Famous Taj Mahal Tout University, which has turned thousands of students into the most ferociously friendly touts the planet has ever seen! Tens of thousands of graduates! Tens of thousands more of satisfied students! Looking for a new career? This is the way! Learn the trade secrets from seasoned touts, who have learned their trade through the rigors of the ever changing budget travel consciousness!
Waste not a second! Classes starting constantly!