ethiopia

welcome to the land of the wild blue yonder! as the only christian country in africa, ethiopia's image in the world's eyes is completely different from the reality: the omo vally can transport you back many centuries in time, to where tribes roam; the simien mountains can take you to where baboons roam free; axum can show you where the arc of the covenenant is kept; and lalibela's exquisite churches are said to have been carved by angels themselves.

wild blue yonder indeed.

don’t miss:

omo valley, home to some of africa’s fiercest tribes;

the simien mountains, where you can reach out and touch that egg shell blue sky;

ethiopian airlines, with the best in-flight service in africa;

lalibela, where the churches transport you back to the time of narnia;

the mercato, the country’s largest market in addis ababa;

harar, where arabian nights live on

food:

tej, ethiopian honey wine;

any kind of coffee, ethiopia is the place where coffee first originated;

injera, the bread that is the plate on which all Ethiopian food is served;

kitfo, raw meat mixed with blood

give it a miss:

any taxi/guide/tout in lalibela, evil incarnate;

the overland journey between axum and lalibela;

gondor, way over rated;

the southern rift lakes, kenya’s are better

don’t even think about:

following anybody in addis for ‘dancing girls’;

getting into a taxi without bargaining;

go walking without a stick for wild dogs;

thinking your credit card will work;

arriving late for your bus;

fighting with locals about opening windows, they are armed with menacing dulas