SandwichesShouldNeverTasteLikeCowCrap.jpegSandwiches Should NEVER Taste Like Cow Crap by Dave Lowe (published by Manta Press in 2008) is a tasty stew of stories from life on the Lowe Road.

Starting with strip searches at foreign customs, run-ins with tatami dragon ladies, rides aboard horny camels, shots fired by AK-47's, wheels breaking off taxis and more than a flightmare or two - Dave's travelogue poses a question: Are his size 13 shoes spreading mayhem and chaos with each step?

Only the Travel Gods know for sure.....

Sandwiches Should NEVER Taste Like Cow Crap's synopsis, preface, sample chapters and acclaim can be found by navigating the section below.

Dave Lowe's blog, The Lowe Road covers what's happening in travel, from zero to seven to star, hovels to hotels, donkeycarts to airlines and anything else useful that may come in handy for that future luxury resort vacation in North Korea.

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Friday
Oct012010

It Came From Blonde Island: Maldives Resort to be Staffed By Teutonics

DateFriday, October 1, 2010 at 11:44PM

In 2015 a beach resort staffed entirely by blondes from Lithuania is expected to open. The first of its kind in the world, it is expected to be arrived at by flying an airline flown by blonde pilots and crewed with blonde cabin staff. 

The Lithuanian company Olialia is behind the plan, and it is already raising eyebrows, not the least of which that the Maldives requires half the resort staff to be local. The company operates in 76 different sectors, and while it claims no restrictions are made on staff to posess natural blonde hair, eventually most staff dye their locks to match their colleagues.

www.olialia.lt

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