SandwichesShouldNeverTasteLikeCowCrap.jpegSandwiches Should NEVER Taste Like Cow Crap by Dave Lowe (published by Manta Press in 2008) is a tasty stew of stories from life on the Lowe Road.

Starting with strip searches at foreign customs, run-ins with tatami dragon ladies, rides aboard horny camels, shots fired by AK-47's, wheels breaking off taxis and more than a flightmare or two - Dave's travelogue poses a question: Are his size 13 shoes spreading mayhem and chaos with each step?

Only the Travel Gods know for sure.....

Sandwiches Should NEVER Taste Like Cow Crap's synopsis, preface, sample chapters and acclaim can be found by navigating the section below.

Dave Lowe's blog, The Lowe Road covers what's happening in travel, from zero to seven to star, hovels to hotels, donkeycarts to airlines and anything else useful that may come in handy for that future luxury resort vacation in North Korea.

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Friday
Dec112009

Words That Should Appear in More Travel Writing

Brouhaha: 'The sudden hike in room rates caused a right brouhaha among the residents of the hotel'

Rigmarole: 'It was a real rigmarole to get a train ticket in India, think Dante's circle of Hell'

Hell Bent: The Egyptian taxi driver was hell bent on using just 2 tires on his car'

Dawdle: 'Dawdling over a cup of Ethiopian coffee is a great way to kill an evening'

Ginormous: 'The central Angkor temple has a ginormous moat encircling it'

Chewing the Fat: 'I sat around in the Baliem Valley chewing the fat with tribesmen'

Gallavant: 'She was gallavanting around so much she lost her sense of direction'

Quagmire: 'Waiting in line to pay a bill in Argentina feels like you are stuck in a quagmire of bureaucracy'

Persnikecty: 'The fare collector was really persnickety about the bill I gave her, apparently it was too dirty'

Pig Ugly: 'The beach was so pig ugly even the local dogs wouldn't sleep there'

Lollygag: 'Don't lollygag when you cross the street in Saigon. You may end up with a broken leg or two'

Wherewithall: 'I wanted to climb Everest but didn't have the wherewithall to do so'

Alot of Ins, Alot of Outs, Alot of What Have You's: 'You know, I had a fantastic time, but there were alot of ins, alot of outs, alot of what have yous that I'm not gonna repeat'

 

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