SandwichesShouldNeverTasteLikeCowCrap.jpegSandwiches Should NEVER Taste Like Cow Crap by Dave Lowe (published by Manta Press in 2008) is a tasty stew of stories from life on the Lowe Road.

Starting with strip searches at foreign customs, run-ins with tatami dragon ladies, rides aboard horny camels, shots fired by AK-47's, wheels breaking off taxis and more than a flightmare or two - Dave's travelogue poses a question: Are his size 13 shoes spreading mayhem and chaos with each step?

Only the Travel Gods know for sure.....

Sandwiches Should NEVER Taste Like Cow Crap's synopsis, preface, sample chapters and acclaim can be found by navigating the section below.

Dave Lowe's blog, The Lowe Road covers what's happening in travel, from zero to seven to star, hovels to hotels, donkeycarts to airlines and anything else useful that may come in handy for that future luxury resort vacation in North Korea.

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Friday
Dec112009

Words That Need to Be Banned From Travel Writing

Dear Lord. These bloated, over polished words even find their way into so called 'professional' travel writers' work. Unless you are as breathy as Joan Collins, Don't. Use. Them.

Exotic: 'This exotic city is full of color and life.'

Bustling: 'The bustling markets sell every kind of local craft.'

Paradise: 'This island paradise nation of 300,000 is

Idyllic: 'The idyllic Toggien islands are just a stone's throw from Sulawesi'

Turquoise: 'The turquoise seas beg exploration'

Swaying/Waving: 'Every beach is blessed with swaying/waving palm trees'

Breathtaking: 'The seafood meal was simply breathtaking'

Fringed: 'Coral reef fringed islands'

 

Reader Comments (1)

I'd also add 'labyrinth' as in 'labyrinthian winding souk alleyways'
'smorgasboard' to apply to anything mixed up e.g. 'a smorgasboard of outdoor activities and beach life'
'Paradise' - used in any context - esp for beaches.

Damned, guilty as charged of using all of those words you've mentioned in abundance...
December 12, 2009 | Unregistered Commentersusi

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