…in suburbia, no one can hear you scream…
Chemical fed lawns just a little too green for you?
That Saturday morning drone of leaf blowers driving you around the bend?
Chlorine smell from all those kidney shaped swimming pools making you nauseous?
Storyline in American Beauty just a little too close for comfort?
Nearest Starbucks equipped strip malls just a tad too sterile?
Next door neighbor’s spouse way too Stepfordish?
Don’t put a gun to your head - join the Suburban Resistance!
Fight against house color regulations! Denounce deadlines to move your trash cans off the street! Crusade against laws governing how much your dog can weigh! Protect your children from their Scout troop's Nazi indoctrination! Undermine attempts to ban you from adding that solarium onto your house!
Fight the evil power of suburbia!
Join us now!
